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Pavement parking
“Look! There’s a cunt parked on the pavement!..” Cunts who park (almost or all) their cars on the pavement are cunts… These lazy, arrogant bastards block the entire footpath, and others have to walk on...
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Kevin the painter
I crave your indulgence, dear reader but I’m afraid I just have to get this off my chest. I desperately need to cunt Kevin the painter… How long do you think it takes one man to paint a five bedroom...
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Headlight glare
I nominate “1 billion lumen, brighter than my high-beams, brighter than the sun, ow my eyes are burning, inconsiderate LED headlights-using cunts”. “Retinas? Who needs retinas? Retinas are for...
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Coffee shop surfers
I’ll tell you who are cunts: those poncey fuckers who spend all day in coffee shops with their laptops out, posing as writers or digital entrepreneurs. Hogging all the tables, acting as though the...
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Harley Riders
I would like to cunt Harley Davidson riders. Not the kind that roam the wide open roads of the United states, but the kind that think a quarter ton of under-engineered shit has a place in built up...
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Red light jumpers
I think its about time for a special counting of those city dwelling cunts who don’t understand the principle of a controlled junction, or Traffic Lights for all the mouth breathers out there. The...
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Bikers
Guy Martin, what a monumental cunt. Fogarty is a cunt too, and Barry Sheen, in fact all limp-dicked cunts on motorbikes are wankers! One of the neighbours up our avenue has some swanky 1000cc thing,...
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Cyclists [3]
Anyone riding a bicycle over the age of 16 is a cunt. Not only do they not pay any road tax nor have insurance but they don’t have to pass a test to ride on the roads. Not that this is a problem as...
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Disabled bay hijackers
I would like to cunt people parking in disabled parking bays. Last night, outside Pets at Home, some fat ugly old bag parked her piece of shit Alfa covered in filler in not one but two disabled bays...
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Yanks
Don’t get me started on those fucking Yanks! Gotta love the fact they have a World Series (Baseball) but as far as I know it is only for US & Canadian teams, fucking cunts. And they always go on...
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Vodaphone
Vodaphone are cunts. I joined 02 in February this year. Prior to that I was with Vodaphone. My contract with them ended in July, everything was paid up, bye bye Vodaphone. Except it isn’t because on...
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Bus passengers
I would like to nominate bus passengers as a bunch of inconsiderate cunts. I get a bus daily, to help the environment but mainly because I like a drink after work. If the bus is busy, what do these...
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Selfish passengers
Don’t forget loud cunts on phones on public transport. Why do they think we are interested in their conversations? It’s a private call so keep,it private you utter cunts. Feet on seats fucking piss me...
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